Admit it, you're jealous

Here I am showing off an outfit made especially for me by my fashion designer aunt:

The caption reads "I need a change." She's got more spectacular shirts over at my dad's Flickr page. Go check them out.

Chilling at home

Now featuring cooing!

Hello, world!

Don't believe all those motivational posters and Olympic inspirational stories -- Some people are just born awesome. You're looking at proof.

Here are my vital stats:

Name -- Jonathan Leo
Weight -- 6 pounds, 10 ounces
Length -- 19 inches
Birthdate -- Feb. 24, 2010, at 9:16 am
Father -- Capt. Awesome
Mother -- Mrs. Capt. Awesome
First marital arts move -- Spinning leg kick (performed three minutes into life)

Still doubting the awesome? Let me ask you this: How long did I take you to set up a personal blog? It only took me until I was four days old, and that's because the internet at the hospital was down.