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I don't get it. Why am I wearing a bank shirt, and why does everyone keep calling me Lincoln?

Who needs a crib?

This bed is soooo much comfier.

Toys!!!

I can see them now. I can reach that pesky monkey now too.

New friend

I think he's supposed to be a monkey, but I really can't tell. And one of those grandmas keeps calling me a monkey, so I'm really confused...

Bragging about the family

The shirt says "My dad just won a Polk award ... what have you done lately?"

I think that's worthy of a happy dance.

Baby free fall

Warning: I am a trained professional. Do not try tossing babies in the air at your home.

Playtime with a special guest host

Hold on, I've seen you somewhere before...

Cuteness

When you've got it, you know it.

Back off, paparazzi

Happy Birthday!

Today's Jonathan's birthday ... or at least it was supposed to be. There's nothing like getting a 18-day head start on life.

But the grandparents got a cake anyways. There's always another reason to celebrate.

Bath Time

I am not a fan.

But that is a comfy bathrobe/towel.

Relaxing on the couch

Whadda ya mean the Phillies aren't on for another month? Forget it, I'm taking a nap.

Family portrait

Who needs all that fancy professional equipment?

Another brush with greatness

I got my picture taken by an award-winning photographer/social activist yesterday -- you can see the shot over here.

Too soon?

Um, Dad, can we wait until I'm bigger than the football? Thanks.

Granddad and Great Grandad

They have so much to teach me about the West Coast offense...

OK, comments are fixed

Anyone can comment now. Sorry for the technical problems, but, c'mon -- I'm not even two weeks old yet. Cut me some slack.

Is he still there?

I'll be honest -- there are a lot of times that this place kinda freaks me out.

Baby hiccups

They suck.

Who needs parents?

I can already feed myself. Now if I could just get to the Goldfish crackers on top of the fridge...

Grandparents

They can't get enough of me.