Fun new stats

Fun facts from my latest trip to the doctor's office:

Age -- Just over four months

Height -- 24 inches

Weight -- 13 pounds, 1 ounce

Development -- Normal

Vocal development -- Extra loud

Finishing move -- Throat punch

Overall status -- Adorable

Don't be confused by that last one; it's strictly a complex medical term, meaning I'm cuter than the average adult can handle.

Ready for the draft

The NHL draft is this weekend -- Just as soon as I get some pads, I'll fit into this "goalie in training" shirt and be ready to play.

Outtakes

Bless you.

New trick

Next up on my to-do list: Snowboarding.

The shirt says it all

Well, they don't call him Capt. Awesome for nothing...

Slow motion

Um, Dad? Before we take the picture could you ....

Yes, I see the camera, but could you...

Dad, I'm starting to ...

DAD!

OK, that was fun, but next time let's put the camera down, please?

Enjoying my morning paper

Dad says he works for a paper -- maybe he can do something about Garfield. That cat has serious social issues. And bring back Calvin and Hobbes, please?

Totally handsome

Granted, I'm more handsome when Dad holds the camera steady and gets a less blurry picture. But I still dig the shirt.

Just hanging out

But even when I'm doing nothin', I'm still pretty adorable.

Baby dance party

New wallpaper for your desktop! Or, if you're my parents, this is sort of what your nightmares look like ... 12 Jonathans starting to wake up.

Ready for the Flyers

I don't have a Flyers shirt yet, but maybe if I wear black and hold my orange friend close by we can fake it together...