Running on empty

What's a guy gotta do to get a refill around here?

It figures

The good toys are always at the bottom of the basket.

Happy 1/2 birthday to me!

Remember this? That was just a few days after my birthday, Feb. 24. Today's my six-month birthday, and I look pretty much the same.

Except for the everything.

My official doctor's appointment is Friday, but unofficially I'm 15 pounds and 26 inches tall. At this rate, I'll be 225 pounds and 12 feet tall by age 10. I think that's pretty normal growth.

What's black and white and deadly all over?

Baby or no baby, you must always be on guard against potential threats in your household. Jonathan learned that the hard way today.

Pandas are dangerous, bloodthirsty predators. Always be wary of their presence.

Confusion

Left: "Pinch me, I am cute"
Right: "No pinching allowed"

Well, which is it, Mom and Dad? Am I a pin cushion or not?

Just playing

But I'm having a real good time.

Trip to the gardens

I gotta be honest -- all these flowers at Longwood Gardens are pretty, but they're not as colorful as my toy. I bet they don't taste as good either.

Stripes

I think mine might be out of alignment.

Extra thumbs

Did you know I've got two more thumbs to suck on down at the bottom of my legs? Too exciting!

Shoddy camera work

In Dad's defense, it's hard to keep the camera still when you're zerberting someone else's belly.

Ready for a night out

But I'm never going to pick up any dates in this car seat.

Sorry about the sporadic updates

I've just been so exhausted lately...