Hello, world!

Don't believe all those motivational posters and Olympic inspirational stories -- Some people are just born awesome. You're looking at proof.

Here are my vital stats:

Name -- Jonathan Leo
Weight -- 6 pounds, 10 ounces
Length -- 19 inches
Birthdate -- Feb. 24, 2010, at 9:16 am
Father -- Capt. Awesome
Mother -- Mrs. Capt. Awesome
First marital arts move -- Spinning leg kick (performed three minutes into life)

Still doubting the awesome? Let me ask you this: How long did I take you to set up a personal blog? It only took me until I was four days old, and that's because the internet at the hospital was down.